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那该死的驿站车在哪？ Where is that damn stagecoach?
他们不应该是从另一个方向来的吗？ Weren't they coming from the other direction?
这看情况的，看你是回去还是过去 That depends. You coming or going?
我当然是要去西部 I'm going west, of course.
就像其他人一样 Just like everyone else.
-你不去吗？ -不去 - Are you not? - No.
我回去 Going back.
我在这里待了很长时间，受够了 I've done my time here. Had it.
你为什么这么说？ Why do you say that?
哦... Oh...
井皆涸矣 Well's run dry.
我来到这里是为了向野蛮人灌输宗教信仰 I come out here to spoon-feed religion to the savages.
躬体力行 Tried real hard.
兢兢业业 Tried real hard.
可他们却置若罔闻 They didn't want it.
这是我传教影响最小的一次 Least the ones I dealt with.
这不能怪他们 Can't blame them.
我们已经有很多信徒了 We got a lot of Christians.
不需要更多了 Don't need no more.
你在野外见过真实的阿帕切人吗？ Have you ever seen a real life Apache in the wild?
阿帕切人：北美西南部印第安人，以劫掠农民为其特点
见过 Yeah.
夏延人呢？ Cheyenne?
夏延人：北美大平原印第安人，为阿尔冈昆人的一支
见过 Yeah.
肖肖尼人呢？ Shoshone?
肖肖尼人：北美印第安居民集团
没见过 No.
科曼切人呢？ Comanche?
科曼切人：北美印第安游牧部落，是怀俄明肖肖尼人的一支
见过 Yeah.
他们都是怎么样的？ What are they all like?
我还一个都没见过 I've yet to see a single one.
嗯，怎么说呢 Mm, I don't know.
有些人很恶劣，有些人不是 Some are lousy. Some not.
我想就和其他人一样 Just like everybody else, I reckon.
你为什么要来这里？ Why you coming out here?
重新开始 Fresh start.
你懂的... You know...
试着把我烦恼的过去抛在脑后 Trying to put my troubled past behind me.
-此话怎讲？ -你知道，只是... - How's that? - You know, just...
只是些艰难时期，家乡的日子并不好过 Just tough times. Tough times back home.
除此之外 Among other things,
我妻子难产去世了 my wife passed during childbirth.
太不幸了 That's unfortunate.
嗯，是的，很糟糕 Yeah. Yeah, it's plenty rough.
这就是我来的原因 It's why I'm in...
急需一个新的开始 dire need of a fresh start.
我不想打击你 I hate to break it to you,
但待在这里也不会更好的 but it ain't gonna be no better out here.
事情会变得很糟 Things are gonna be shitty
以一种新颖且迷人的方式 in new and fascinating ways.
就是如此 Yeah.
哦，主啊，见鬼去吧 Oh, Lord. The hell with it.
全都见鬼去吧 All of it.
那该死的驿站车在哪？ Where's that goddamned stagecoach?
就这样吧 That's it.
给你，孩子 Here you are, son.
带一点...好东西 Comes with... advantages.
《圣经》 Holy Bible.
有些经文已经找不到了 Some of the scripture's missing.
你可以用它当卷烟纸 Used it up on kindling and rolling papers.
用来解决个人卫生 Hygiene.
好衣服 Good cloth.
超密纺织的制品 High thread count.
拿着 Yeah.
该死，那块表在哪里？ Goddamn, where's that time at?
拿着这个，狗娘养的 Take this. Son of a bitch.
哦，上帝！ Oh, Lord!
再见，朋友 Adios, amigo.
我来了，上帝 I'm coming Lord.
我来了 Here I come.
哦，主啊，哦，全能的主 Oh, Lord. Oh, God Almighty.
泽尔纳兄弟导演
除担任导演和编剧外，大卫·泽尔纳饰演了传教士，内森·泽尔纳饰演了山人
罗伯特·帕丁森
米娅·华希科沃斯卡
落难女子
请您给我一杯比尔森啤酒好吗？ Can I get a pilsner, please?
比尔森啤酒因生产于捷克波希米亚的比尔森啤酒厂而得名，距今有700多年的历史
我们只有威士忌 All's we got is whiskey.
这也挺好的 That'll be fine.
哦，谢谢您了 Well, thank you.
有什么问题吗？这是我们这最好的假酒 What's wrong? That's prime rotgut.
挺好的，只是... It's fine, it's...
只是我的问题 It's just me.
你是娘炮吗？ Is you a pussy?
呃... Um...
我的胃经常不舒服 My stomach is from time to time.
那你的胃就是娘炮 Your stomach's a pussy.
我想这就是问题的答案 Guess that's what it boils down to.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我只是在跟你开玩笑，小伙子 I'm just messing with you, buddy.
-你介不介意我...呃... -哦，您喝 - You mind if I, uh... - Oh, go ahead.
不甚感激 Obliged.
那么，你来镇里干什么？ So, what are you in town for?
－只是做点生意 －哦噢... - Just business. - Uh-oh...
又是个生意人 Another businessman.
-是的 -还有，你要是有兴趣的话 - Yep. - Well, if you're interested,
我们稍后会有一场性交聚会 we're having a gangbang social out back later.
玛蒂尔达，哦... Matilda, oh...
一块五一次 Buck and a half a head.
刚到镇子来，这对你来说是个很好的见面方式 Being new in town, it'd be a good way for you to meet folks.
谢谢您，但是我... Thank you, but I'm...
我已经名草有主了 I'm spoken for.
有可能你的胃不是唯一娘炮的东西 Maybe your stomach's not the only thing that's a pussy.
或许您是对的 Maybe you're right.
实际上，我到镇子里是来找一个叫牧师亨利的人 Actually, I'm in town looking for a man named Parson Henry.
-两位先生可曾听说过他？ -那个传道士？ - You two gentlemen heard of him? - The preacher?
那个在角落里呕吐的家伙？ That the fellow that was upchucking in the corner?
－对的 -老天呐 - Yep. - Jesus.
-你们确定那就是牧师亨利？ -他就是这样称呼自己的 - You sure that's Parson Henry? - That's what he called himself.
但是他没有那个项圈 Didn't have that collar thing, though.
传教士戴的那个项圈叫什么来着？ What's that preacher collar thing called?
罗马领：天主教神职人员的日常服饰，一般从外表看领口处的白色硬片
我不知道 I don't know.
管它叫什么，反正那看起来很不舒服 Whatever it's called, it looks uncomfortable.
老子的喉结都比那玩意儿大 My Adam's apple's too big for that shit.
你们看看它有多大 Look how big it is.
这是挺大的，看看我的 That is pretty big. Look at mine.
对啊，你的也很大 Yeah, you got a big one, too.
除非理发师帮你修修胡须，不然我是不会喜欢它的 I never liked it when a barber got in under there.
你的有多大？ How big is yours?
呃...我也不太清楚 Uh... I'm not sure.
我想大概是中等大小吧？ I think it's about a medium size maybe?
你们会不会碰巧知道我在这个时候 You don't happen to know where I could find the Parson
该去哪找那位牧师？ right around this time of day?
可能在海岸附近 Probably down near the shore.
他自从来这里就一直待在那儿 That's where he's been ending up since he got here.
好吧，也许我会去下面找他 Well, maybe I'll take a look for him down there.
万分感谢 Much obliged.
希望你不是想去获得救赎 Hope you're not looking to be saved.
因为这样你就走错路了 Because you're going about it the wrong way.
牧师亨利？ Parson Henry?
牧师亨利，是你吗？ Parson Henry, is that you?
我是塞缪尔·阿拉巴斯特 My name is Samuel Alabaster.
你知道我是谁吗？ Do you know who I am?
知道 Yeah.
那，你收到我的确认电报了吗？ Well, did you get my confirmation telegram?
嗯，我收到了 Yeah, I think so.
我放在这儿了... I got it here...
放在某个地方了 Somewhere.
就是它了 There it is.
为什么当你知道你有工作要做时 Why you going getting all tight on me when you know
还不把这电报给打开？ you got a job to do?
嗯，我只是... Well, I just...
我才刚拿到它，等的时候小酌了几杯有些微醉 Just got, just got a little tipsy while waiting.
才不是，胡说八道 Well, it's bullshit.
要我说的话，你太他妈的不专业了 Pretty un-goddamn professional if you ask me.
请原谅我口出秽言 Pardon my French.
嗨 Hi.
你都收拾好了吗？ You all fixed up?
弄得干净又整齐，我觉得，谢谢关心 Nice and tidy, I guess. Thanks.
不足挂齿 Don't mention it.
我会从你的工资里扣50分 I'm docking it from your pay 50 cent.
这是你的29元 Here's your 29 dollars...
还有50分 and 50 cent.
事成之后，你还可以再拿30元 You'll get another 30 when we're done
这样就有60元了 and that'll get us up to 60,
正如电报所述 as stated in the telegram.
-我们达成一致了吗？ -嗯，可以，我们是一伙的了 - We square? - Yeah, it's fine. We're square.
旅馆
早上好 Morning.
那是什么？ What's that?
一匹小型马，她叫奶油糖果 It's a miniature horse. Name's Butterscotch.
她很罕见 She's very rare.
甚至可能是独一无二的 Possibly even unique.
她是个活生生的焦点话题 She's a living conversation piece.
普通的马没有名字 Regular horses don't have names.
它们就是，呃，你知道的... They're just, uh, you know...
普通 regular.
你没说我们要离开镇子 You didn't say we was leaving town.
嗯... Well...
不然你觉得我为什么要付你这么多钱呢？ Why did you think I was paying you so much?
对于那些欺诈、谋杀 For the crimes of skull-duggery, skull-thuggery,
和鸡奸罪... and skull-buggery...
正义得到了伸张 justice is served.
♪眼泪心中泛♪ ♪ With tears inside ♪
♪东躲西藏难♪ ♪ That are hard to hide ♪
♪自觉有惭♪ ♪ My heart is heavy now ♪
♪告别人世间♪ ♪ I'll say goodbye ♪
♪往事过眼云烟♪ ♪ For a long, long time ♪
♪还可否相见？我亦无言♪ ♪ Will we meet again? I don't know ♪
约德尔唱法：源自瑞士阿尔卑斯山区的一种特殊唱法、牧人们呼喊他们的羊群，牛群， 也用歌声向对面山上或山谷中的朋友传达各种信息，后来形成约德尔唱法 此段演唱者音乐家为罗素·梅尔(Russell Mael)
可剩下那群野蛮人，拿弓箭来射我呀，我真是受够了
太累了
也没有人逼你来的
我想来赚赚钱，淘点金，你比我更想
-这还是你叔叔的主意，不是吧？ -可是有那么一群野蛮人拿弓箭来射我呀
我真是受够了
也没有人逼你来，想淘金、想赚钱，你比我还要积极的呀
-这是你叔叔的主意 -我叔叔他是个白痴啊，他懂什么啊！
啊？
严格地说，我们现在在印第安人占领的地区吗？ Technically speaking, are we in Injun country?
严格地说，我觉得每个地方都是印第安人占领的地区 Technically speaking, every where's Injun country, I reckon.
你是什么样的牧师？ What kind of Parson are you?
你知道的，我只是普通类型的 You know, just the regular kind.
我想我还只是个修会初学生 I reckon I'm still a neophyte.
那是什么，是不是就像初学者？ What's that, like a tenderfoot?
其实我也不知道，这只是一个花哨的词 I don't know, really. It's just a fancy word.
我以前在巴尔的摩听到过这个词 Heard it being used in Baltimore.
巴尔的摩：美国马里兰州最大城市，美国大西洋沿岸重要海港城市
巴尔的摩，是你的故乡吗？ Baltimore. Is that where you're from?
对 Yeah.
我从未去过那遥远的东方 Never been that far east.
-那边好吗？ -挺好的 - Any good? - It's fine.
我敢肯定，应该就像这个地方20年后的样子 Kind of like this place will be in 20 years, I'm sure.
来这儿 Come here.
好姑娘 Good girl.
所以，嗯...奶油糖果是新婚贺礼吗？ So is, uh... Is Butterscotch like a wedding present?
是的，她想要这个已经很久很久了 Yeah. She's wanted one for a long, long time.
这种马不好找 They are not easy to find.
你的，嗯，未婚妻叫什么？ What's your, uh, fiancée's name?
佩内洛普 Penelope.
我没有在电报里说过吗 Did I not say in the telegram?
没说，你说的是准新娘 No, you said, uh... bride to be.
好吧，她马上要叫佩内洛普·阿拉巴斯特夫人了 Well, soon to be Mrs. Penelope Alabaster.
哇哦，你是个幸运的人 Wow. You're a lucky man.
她的确是个珍宝 This is a real prize.
她是世界上最珍贵的东西 She's the most precious thing in the whole world.
她笑靥如花 She's like a flower.
独冠群芳、柔情似水、肤如凝脂 Beautiful, soft and supple skin.
颖悟绝人 Smart.
深谋远虑、厨艺精湛 Good at thinking, cooking...
博学多才 Good at reading words.
吻技高超，床上功夫也很好 Even good at kissing and love-making.
你还能要求什么呢？ What more could you ask for?
听起来你有件很好的喜事 Sounds like you got a good thing goin'.
对，我只希望一切顺利 Yep. And I just want everything to go off well,
顺利无阻 without a hitch.
哦，是的 Oh, yeah.
呜... Whoo...
-喔 -相当精致，是吧？ - Ooh. - Pretty fancy, huh?
我正想说 I'll say.
你懂的...婚姻是个大跳跃 You know... Marriage is a big jump.
很艰难 It's hard.
也并不会事事遂心 Things don't always go the way you want them to.
嗯，但婚姻就是她想要的，我觉得 Well, that's what she wants, I reckon.
也是我想要的 It's what I want, too.
永结同心，很重要的时刻 Ties it all together, big time.
哦，你看 Oh, look.
-一个箭头 -对，它也很锋利 - An arrowhead? - Yeah. Sharp one, too.
你知道的，如果你想要，你可以把它送给佩内洛普 You know, if you want, you can have it to give to Penelope.
这些太常见 Those are pretty common.
-但还是谢谢你 -好吧 - Obliged, though. - Okay.
我很感激你能和我一起出镇子 I appreciate you coming out here with me.
而且我... And I...
关于我之前让你误会我们不需要旅行，这是我的错我很抱歉 I apologize if there's any miscommunication regarding the travel part.
没关系，我也... That's fine. I kind of...
我也挺喜欢这里的，这里挺... Kind of like it out here. It's, uh...
这里很宁静 It's peaceful.
而且，嗯 And, uh,
这里可以洗涤人的心灵，我猜 it's good for a man's soul, I guess.
你说得对极了 You're absolutely right.
我能和你分享点什么吗？ Could I share something with you?
只是一首我为佩内洛普写的小情歌 It's just a sweet little ballad I wrote for Penelope.
我想就在我们结婚后，马上就为她演奏 I want to play it for her right after we tie the knot.
是这样的... It's uh...
我给它取名为《宝贝》 It's called "Honeybun."
♪怦怦怦怦♪ ♪ Pitter pat ♪
♪是你小鹿乱撞的声音♪ ♪ Of your beating heart ♪
♪我亦然 ♪ ♪ In sync with mine ♪
♪长记别伊时♪ ♪ When we're apart ♪
♪我的宝贝♪ ♪ My honeybun ♪
♪我爱你♪ ♪ I love you ♪
♪你可知？♪ ♪ Can't you see? ♪
♪我的宝贝♪ ♪ My honeybun ♪
♪你是我的小宝贝♪ ♪ You're my honeybun ♪
♪我的宝贝♪ ♪ My honeybun ♪
♪我愿你也有意♪ ♪ I want you just for me ♪
♪你是我蹄子上的马蹄铁♪ ♪ You're a horseshoe to my hoof ♪
在西方文化中，送马蹄铁代表爱慕之心（只能是女性来送）
♪一切都不言而喻♪ ♪ And I need no further proof ♪
♪你是我的小宝贝♪ ♪ You're my honeybun ♪
♪你是我的唯一♪ ♪ You're my only one for me ♪
♪宝贝，宝贝，宝贝♪ ♪ Honeybun, honeybun, honeybun ♪
♪哼，哼嗯♪ ♪ Mmm, mmm-mm ♪
♪我的宝贝♪ ♪ My honeybun ♪
哇！这真美 Whoa! That was really pretty.
多谢夸奖 Well thank you.
哇哦 Wow.
你是个很有诚意的吟游诗人 You're a bonafide troubadour.
喔！ Whoa!
哇哦 Wow.
操！ Fuck!
嘿！ Hey!
鲁弗斯！ Rufus!
塞缪尔！ Samuel!
塞缪尔，你还好吗？ Samuel, are you okay?
发生了什么？ What happened?
先让我喘口气 Let me catch my breath for a minute.
怎么了？ What happened?
你能把我的水壶递给我吗？ Can you pass me my canteen?
发生了什么？ What happened?
佩内洛普 Penelope.
她被绑架了 She's been kidnapped.
-你这是什么意思？ -因为她是个很珍贵的东西 - What do you mean? - Because she's a prized possession.
你看到她的照片了 You saw her picture.
那个抢走她的家伙真是个狗娘养的 The guy who took her's an evil son of a bitch.
-谁 -安东·康奈尔 - Who? - Anton Cornell.
是你刚刚追的那个人吗？ Was that who you went chasing after?
不是，那时他的兄弟鲁弗斯 No. That was his brother, Rufus.
他也是个不中用的混蛋 He's a no good son of a bitch, as well.
我必须先抓住他，他才能警告那个家伙 I had to catch him before he could warn that jackleg.
-那...你抓住他了吗？ -抓到了 - D-did you catch him? - Yeah.
对，我抓到他了 Yeah, I did.
事发之后，你为什么不先去找治安官呢？ Why didn't you just go get the sheriff, when it all first happened?
治安官？ The sheriff?
哪来的治安官？这里可是荒郊野外 What sheriff? It's the wilderness.
这里是没有人管的 Ain't no jurisdiction around here.
反正也不想让任何当局介入 Didn't want to get no authorities involved anyway.
-为什么不成立一个小队呢？ -雇佣枪手？ - Why not at least get a posse? - Hired guns?
呆子，这事是没法预知的 Goosey, it's unpredictable.
我只希望事情能解决得既安全又低调 I just wanted this to be safe and low-profile.
这就是为什么我不能让你直接知道所有的细节 That's why I couldn't let you be privy to all the details straight away.
这次绑架是我经历过的最可怕的事情 This kidnap's the most terrible thing that's ever happened to me.
它深深地刺痛了我的心 It hurts, down deep inside.
毫不夸张地说，我...我都得溃疡了 Literally, I've... I've got ulcers.
我要做的就是救出佩内洛普，让她安然无恙 All I want to do is rescue Penelope safe and sound.
在主的见证下明媒正娶，再一起过着平静的生活 Marry her proper under the eyes of the Lord and have a quiet life.
要我说，我的要求真的一点都不过分 It's not too much to ask for if you ask me.
只希望事情顺顺当当 Just want things to be nice.
而不是磕磕绊绊 I don't want this turmoil.
那个可恶的混蛋，非要把事情全搞糟 That evil son of a bitch had to go and mess it all up.
听到这个消息我真的很难过 I'm really sorry to hear that.
牧师，让我问你一个问题 Parson, let me ask you a question.
你相信邪恶吗？我意思是，活生生的一个人 Do you believe in evil? I mean, someone in the flesh
他就是个纯粹坏透的人渣？ who's just pure goddamned scum-loving evil?
-我不知道 -你怎么可能不知道？你是一个牧师 - I don't know. - How can you not know? You're a Parson.
那我这么说吧 Well, let me put it to you this way.
你...你曾经历过真正纯粹的爱吗？ Have... have you ever been in true, pure love?
当然，我不是指那些夜间在性交派对里寻欢作乐的女人 Now, I'm not talking about some fly by night gangbang hostess.
我指的是那种永恒的吸引力 I'm talking about an undying attraction
那种对你来说比什么都重要的人 for someone who means more to you than anything.
-那，你经历过吗？ -当然 - Well, have you? - Of course.
好的，那你现在想象一下她被粗俗的人渣从你身边掠走 Well, now imagine that being plucked away from you by the scum of the earth.
没有任何原因，只是因为他是纯粹的坏人 For no other reason other than because of pure evil.
我不是那种坐视不理的人 Now, I'm not the type of man who's gonna sit there
不能眼睁睁地看着我的一切被他摧毁 and watch my world crumble all around him.
我要把命运掌握在自己手中 I'm gonna take fate into my own hands.
-你能理解吗？ -我也同情你，塞缪尔 - Don't you understand that? - I feel for you, Samuel.
但协议里不是这样讲的 But this isn't what I signed up for.
我同意见证你们两个神圣的婚姻 I agreed to join the two of you in holy matrimony
参加婚礼，仅此而已 in ceremony and that's it.
对不起，我不能参与其中 I'm sorry, I can't be a part of this.
是因为你的使命如此，还是因为你不相信爱情？ Because of your vocation or because you don't believe in love?
这真是个愚蠢的问题 That's just a stupid question.
你到底相不相信纯粹的爱情？ Do you believe in true pure love or don't you?
我当然相信爱情！但对不起，我就是不能参与！ Of course I believe in love! I'm sorry, I just can't!
不要这么胆小怕事！ Don't be lily-livered!
你觉得你能去哪里？ Where do you think you're going?
你永远无法独自找到回去的路 You'll never find your way back alone.
嗯，我虽然不是制图师但是我记住了，我就直接照着我们来的路回去 Well, I'm no cartographer but I figured. I'd just go right back the way we came.
好吧 All right.
我再给你90元，一共付150元 I'll give you 90 more. I'll make it 150.
听着，我求你了，我只剩下佩内洛普了 Look, I beg you. Penelope's all I got left.
我不是枪手！我不喜欢这样！ I'm not a gunslinger! I don't like this!
我只是，我只是个普通人 I'm just, I'm just a man.
我只是个相信爱的人，朴实无华 I'm just a man who believes in love, plain and simple.
我要你做的就只有主持婚礼 And all I want you to do is officiate the wedding.
像大家一样 Proper like.
你要是确保我们能有一个好的开始 You make sure we're off to a good wholesome start,
那你的付出就有回报 then you get a bonus for your trouble.
可以从我这拿走所有的钱 and got all the dough on me.
是美国法定货币150元的现金？ Hundred and fifty legal U.S. tender cold hard cash?
我向你保证 You have my word.
该死的，我有点神经衰弱了 Goddammit, my nerves are shot.
嘿，你参加过步态竞赛吗？ Hey, you ever been to a cakewalk?
步态舞：19世纪美国南部地区一种公共娱乐比赛， 考较的是参赛者步法的熟练及姿势的优美程度，因对获胜者奖以蛋糕而得名
没有 No.
我和佩内洛普，我们就是在步态舞上认识的 Me and Penelope, we met at a cakewalk.
我本来砸中了6号 I landed on number six.
但我告诉她我砸中了9号，因为那是她的蛋糕，我想要见到她 I told her I landed on number nine because that was her cake and I wanted to meet her.
我们一见钟情 It was love at first sight.
她实际上做的是一个山核桃派 She actually made a pecan pie.
然后我开玩笑说：“这是符合规定的吗？” And I joked, "That's legal?"
因为这是蛋糕之舞，不是派之舞 Because it's a cake walk, not a pie walk.
她笑了，说我是个木头人 She laughed, said I was a card.
那是我吃过的最好的山核桃派 Best pecan pie I ever had.
吁 Whoa.
我想我们离目的地比我之前想的还要近了 Guess we're closer than I thought.
走吧 Come on.
哦天哪，我神经衰弱了 Oh, man, my nerves are shot.
我也是 Mine, too.
更是如此 Doubly-so.
我还有一种做新郎的恐惧 I also got me a case of the groom's spooks.
这是个很重要的承诺 It's a big commitment.
这是终身的，终身承诺 It's lifelong. Lifelong commitment.
而且现在已经没有回头路了 And there's no turning back now.
哦，不，回头永远不嫌晚 Oh, no, it's never too late to turn back.
你知道的，如果这不是正确的就没有什么好羞愧的 You know, there's no shame in that if it's not right.
你得做对你来说最好的事 You got to do what's best for you.
不是，这是绝对正确的 No, it's definitely right.
况且，她需要我们 Besides, she needs us.
有些东西是男人无法驾驭的 Some things a man just can't ride around.
我并不想悲观，但是... I don't mean to be a pessimist, but...
你有没有考虑过那种微小的可能性，他们可能... have you considered the slight possibility that they...
你知道的，可能... You know, that...
会不会她可能已经死了？ that she's deceased?
不存在这种可能性 It's not a possibility.
好吗？我们就讲到这里吧 Okay? Let's just leave it at that.
看起来没有人在这里 Doesn't look like anyone's there.
我知道，但他们可能在任何地方 I know. They could be anywhere.
我们必须绝对小心行事 We have to proceed with absolute caution.
安东是个诡计多端的混蛋 Anton's a cunning bastard.
好了，计划是这样的 All right, here's the plan.
我们希望这行动速度快、不费力 We want this to be quick and easy.
现在，我们把马留在这里，带着奶油糖果去树林边 Now, we leave the horses here and go to the edge of the woods with Butterscotch,
你们两个在那边等着 where you two will wait.
然后，我数到三 Now, on the count of three,
我就去那厕所的后面 I'm gonna make my way to the rear of the outhouse.
再从这里，我挪到隐匿处 From there, I move on to the hideout,
在那里我破门而入 where I bust my way clear through the door.
如果那时安东在里面，我就对付他 Now if Anton's inside I'll deal with him.
然后，我解开佩内洛普，帮她逃跑 Then, I'll untie Penelope, help her to escape.
在这里，一旦道路畅通，我就下跪求婚 That point, once the coast is clear, on bended knee,
我会请她做我的妻子 I'll ask her to be my wife.
我把戒指给她 I'll give her the ring,
然后你会带着吉他走出树林 and then you will emerge from the woods with the guitar
还牵着奶油糖果 and Butterscotch in tow.
然后你就主持，嗯... And then you do your, uh...
这个仪式 The ceremony.
好吧 All right.
如果安东不在屋里怎么办？ What do we do if Anton's not inside?
为了以防万一，我们应该密切注意周围的环境 Just in case, we should be keeping a watchful eye on surroundings.
现在我们应该这样做了 Now we should be doing that anyway.
要小心埋伏 Got to look out for an ambush.
但你得掩护我 But you're gonna have to cover me.
你什么意思？ What do you mean?
你拿温彻斯特连发步枪…我拿斯科菲尔德手枪 You take the Winchester... and I'll take the Scofield.
我他妈的告诉过你我不是枪手，我告诉过你！ I told you I'm not a goddamn hired gun. I told you that!
嘘，我只要求你掩护我 Shh. I'm not asking you to do anything other than cover me.
好吗？只是为了安全起见 Okay? It's for safety's sake.
我来这里不是为了来开枪的 A gun is not what I'm here for.
我知道你不是，但这没关系 I know you're not and that's fine.
你看，我也不是 Look, I'm not either.
但请你记住，现在有个女人的生命危在旦夕 But just please remember, that a woman's life is at stake here.
现在我要你做的就只是坐在那里掩护我 Now all I'm asking you to do is sit there and cover me.
除此之外，别无其他 That's it. Nothing else.
如果你不想为我这么做，那就当是为了佩内洛普做吧 If you don't want to do it for me, then just do it for Penelope.
一切都会结束的 It's all gonna be over lickety split.
你知道该如何瞄准吗？用瞄准器瞄准 Know how to aim? Use the crosshairs and everything?
嗯，我知道，只是... Yeah, I know. You just...
你想祈祷吗？ You want to say a prayer?
为了，嗯，有好运或者安全之类的 For, uh, good luck or protection or something?
算了，让我们快点了结这件事 No, let's just get it over with.
-你准备好了吗？ -啥？ - You ready? - What?
好，我们走吧 Okay, let's go.
不... No...
不死吧，你这个邪恶的混蛋！ Die, you evil bastard!
佩内洛普... Penelope...
哦，我的佩内洛普，我美丽的宝贝女孩 Oh, my Penelope. My beautiful baby girl.
现在没事了 Everything's all right.
一切都结束了，你没事了 It's over now, you're all good.
你安全了，安全了 You're safe. You're safe.
不 No!
不 No.
佩内洛普... Penelope...
你知道，嗯... you know, uh...
你知道...你知道我一直全心全意地爱着你 You know... You know I've always loved you with all my heart.
而且，嗯... And uh...
我想正式请你做我的妻子 I want to ask you to be my lawfully wedded wife.
-你竟敢这样 -我知道我们已经共同 - How dare you. - I know we've been through
走过了生活的许多坎坷 a lot of rough patches in our lives.
但是现在是时候... But now, it's...
是时候让一切愈合了 it's time to heal.
如果我们愿意，我们可以愈合一切 And we can heal if we let ourselves.
-我真不敢相信 -佩内洛普... - I can't believe this. - Penelope...
我爱你... I love you...
至死不渝 till my dying day.
我发誓 I swear it.
你...狗娘养的 You... son of a bitch!
-你，我恨你！ -什么... -You, I hate you! -What...
-佩内洛普...你为社么这么做... ？ -我恨你！ - Penelope... Why are you doing...? - I hate you!
佩内洛普 Penelope!
为什么 Why?
停下，佩内洛普，为什么... Please, Penelope, why...
去你妈的 ！ Goddamn you!
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
我们以前是那么得快乐 We were so happy together.
我知道！我知道我们以前很快乐！ I know! I know we were.
佩内洛普...嘿 Penelope... Hey
别碰我！ Don't touch me!
牧师... Parson...
嘿... Hey...
过来，来吧，牧师 Come on. Come on, Parson.
-没关系的，快来吧，是时候了 -那个家伙到底是谁？ - No, come on. It's time. - Who the hell is that?
来吧，就现在 Come on, now.
现在先等等...让我先... Now, hold on. Just let me...
-那个家伙到底是谁？-你听我解释 - Who the hell is that? - Let me explain.
我花了很多心思在这上面，好吗？ I put a lot of thought and care into this, all right?
听着，听我说 Just, listen, hear me out here.
这位是牧师亨利，我一路把他带到这里 This is Parson Henry, and I brought him all the way up here
是我花钱让他来主持的 at my own expense to officiate.
这样，我们可以以一种恰当而正义的方式行事 So we could conduct things in a proper and righteous fashion.
-别靠近我 -我没有，我没有 - Don't come near me. - I'm not, I'm not!
待在那里 Stay there!
-我待着，我待着 -佩内洛普 - I am! I am! - Penelope!
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
那是我给你的新婚贺礼，一匹小型马 That's your wedding present. The miniature horse.
我给她取名奶油糖果 I named it Butterscotch.
以你最喜欢的糖果命名 After one of your favorite candies.
我知道带有苦味的糖果一直是你最喜欢的 I know horehound is your all-time favorite.
虽然这似乎不是一个合适宠物的名字 That doesn't seem a suitable pet name.
我只是想选一个听起来最好的 I just wanted to pick the one that sounded the best.
我不想要结婚贺礼 I don't want a wedding gift.
但我只是想挑一些特别的 But I just wanted to pick something special,
并且是独一无二的 and personalized.
只是想告诉你我对你的感觉 Just to show you how I feel about you.
你总是说小型马是你见过 You always said the miniature horse was the cutest,
最可爱的、最漂亮的小动物 most beautiful creature you ever seen.
-我从来没说过 -不，你说过！ - I never said that. - Yes, you did!
-我从来没说过！ -不，你说过，你在圣路易说的 - I never said that! - Yes, you did, you said it in St. Louie.
我从没说过那样的话，最多，我只会说它们看起来很有趣 I never said anything like that. At most, I said they were interesting looking.
-什么？！ -不要硬说我讲过那些我没讲过的话 - What?! - Stop putting words in my mouth.
女士女士，请您听我说 Ma'am, ma'am, please listen to me.
我和他不是一伙的，我完全不知道发生了什么事！ I'm not any part of this! I have absolutely no idea what's going on!
等一下，现在等一下，你别让我做替死鬼 Hold on. Hold on now. Don't you hang me out to dry.
你告诉我，你告诉我你相信爱 You told me, you told me you believe in love.
你告诉我你一直相信爱 You told me you believe in love all the way.
我们之间没有爱，让我们大声说清楚 There is no love here. Let's make that loud and clear.
我以为我已经看穿了你，塞缪尔 I thought I'd seen it all from you, Samuel.
但是不是，我大错特错 But, oh, was I wrong.
你无法否认... You can't deny...
你无法否认我们之间有一种强大的爱 You can't deny that there's a powerful love between us.
是一种真正纯洁的爱 There's a true pure love.
一段永恒的爱 A love that goes all the way.
这里唯一的爱，就是我和安东之间的爱 The only love up here was between me and Anton.
而你却从我身边把它夺走 And you took that away from me!
不！是他把它从我身边夺走 No! He took it away from me!
他无疑要受到这种报应！ He had it coming in spades!
他不应该受到任何报应！你听到我说的话了吗 No one had anything coming! Do you hear me?
我在这里很开心 I was happy up here.
我在这里度过了我一生中最快乐的时光 I was the happiest I've ever been in my whole life.
和安东？安东·康奈尔 With Anton?Anton Cornell.
安东·康奈尔 Anton Cornell.
好色之徒，卑鄙无耻的的人渣 Lecherous, hifalutin' scumbag!
你不准说他的任何坏话！ Don't you say another goddamn word!
你为什么...？ Why can't...?
你为什么不明白他在操纵你？ Why can't you see he manipulated you?
我才是...我才是这里的受害者，我是来救你的 I'm... I'm the victim here. I came here to save you.
我不需要你救！ I don't need your saving!
亲爱的，你为什么这样对我？ Baby, why are you doing this to me?
闭上你的嘴！我永远不会爱你！ Shut your trap! I could never love you!
你听见了吗？我现在把话说清楚了吗？ Do you hear me? Am I finally getting through to you?
好吧... All right...
你给过我各种暗示 You gave me mixed signals.
我从来没给过你暗示 I gave you no signals!
你有毒吗 You're poison!
我就应该一枪崩了你！ I should shoot you in the fucking head!
好的，来吧，为何不呢？ Fine, then. Why don't you?
因为我就是这样一个... Since I'm such...
糟糕的人 a terrible person.
我是不是全世界最坏的人！ If I'm the worst person in the entire world!
我是不是...你是不是觉得我就是个垃圾... If I... If you think I'm trash...
甚至连人都不是... that's not even a human being...
来吧，就这样把我杀了吧！ go ahead and just do it!
就对着我那颗已经破碎了的心 Right in my broken heart.
你不值得我动手 You're not worth it.
我希望你活在你所做的事情的羞愧之中 I want you to live with what you've done,
活在你毁掉的、你永远不配拥有一切的阴影之中 what you've ruined and what you'll never have.
我希望它腐烂在你的内心深处 I want it to rot deep inside of you,
永生永世 for as long as you live.
不 No!
你这该死的懦夫 Goddamn you!
你在看什么？ What are you lookin' at?
他告诉我你被绑架了 He told me you were kidnapped.
还说你是他的未婚妻 And that you were his fiancée.
他说他想救你，让我主持你们两个的婚礼 He said he wanted to rescue you and have me marry the two of you
在上帝的见证下 under the eyes of the Lord.
这就是我所知道的一切，就是这样，我对上帝发誓 That's all I knew, that's it, I swear to Christ infinity.
我只是一个愚蠢的新手传教士，试图帮助那家伙 I'm just a dumb neophyte preacher trying to help a guy out.
我没有和他勾结，也没干任何类似的事 I ain't in cahoots with him or anything of the sort.
我和你一样被蒙蔽了双眼 I'm just as blindsided as you,
我几天前才见到他，然后我相信了他 I met him a couple of days ago and I trusted him.
我不想再听到你说任何屁话 I don't want to hear another goddamn word out of you
除非我让你说，你听见了吗？ unless I ask for it. Do you hear me?
既然你知道如何主持婚礼 Now seeing as you know how to officiate a wedding,
那我想你应该也知道该怎么主持葬礼，是吗？ I assume you know how to officiate a funeral. Is that correct?
呃，我想是的，女士 Uh, I reckon it is, ma'am.
-这样够深吗，女士 -再挖深一点 - Is this deep enough, ma'am? - We got to go deeper.
这样那些动物才不会来吃他 So the animals don't get him.
那...那塞缪尔呢？ What... What about Samuel?
随便它们吃，与我无关 They can have him for all I care.
该怎么开始？我先说还是你先说？ How does this work? Do I start or do you?
您先吧，我觉得这样挺好 You I think is fine.
安东... Anton...
你是个好人 You are a good man.
我深爱着你 I loved you very much.
我对你的爱比我现在所说的要多得多 More than I could possibly account for right now.
我的内心已经撕裂，当知道我们永远不能白首到老 Tears me up inside to know we'll never grow old together,
永远不能同甘共苦 share our lives together another day,
永远不能一起组建家庭、开采铜矿 start a family, a copper mine.
我永远不会忘记你，我甜蜜而又珍贵的爱人 I'll never forget you, my sweet, precious love.
愿你在天堂找到慰藉 And may you find solace, that while you're up in heaven,
而塞缪尔在地狱里腐烂 that Samuel is rotting in hell.
剩下的去哪儿了？ Where's the rest of it?
在我脑海里 In my head.
这样更虔诚 More devout that way.
那么你开始吧 Go on, then.
你们听啊，你们听啊 Hear ye, hear ye.
在这里长眠的是安东... Here lies Anton...
康奈尔 Cornell.
在这里长眠的是安东·康奈尔 Here lies Anton Cornell.
他是个...是个勇敢 He was a... a brave,
且高尚的人 and noble man.
也是一位丈夫 And husband.
本不应这样去世 Didn't deserve to go out like that.
这是个严重的、愚蠢的、该死的、糊涂的错误 It's a big, dumb, goddamn stupid mess.
这都怪塞缪尔 And all Samuel's fault.
以万物之名... In the name of all things holy...
...愿他，安东·康奈尔... ...may he, Anton Cornell...
安息 rest in peace,
直到永远 forever and ever...
自始至终如此 100 percent all the way.
尘归尘,土归土，等等等等 Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, et cetera to et cetera.
-阿门 -阿门 - Amen. - Amen.
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
这是他欠我的 He owed me this.
这是他欠我的主持的钱 He owed me this for officiating.
如果你要一半，我就分你一半 You want half, I'll give you half.
我甚至还捡到了戒指，如果你想要就给你 I even got the ring if you want it.
我不想要任何和他有关的东西 I don't want anything to do with any of it.
现在该怎么办？ What happens now?
我要了结一切 I'm done here.
滚开 Moving on.
那我怎么办？ What about me?
你能怎么办？ What about you?
佩内洛普小姐？ Miss Penelope?
什么事 What?
佩内洛普小姐我...我是那种害羞的人 Miss Penelope, I... I'm of the bashful sort.
嗯... Um...
鉴于...呃，厕所被占用了 In light of the, uh, the outhouse being occupied,
我想去... I'd like to go...
去丛林里释放自己，尽可能地 relieve myself in the woods as tastefully and...
高雅、低调 discreetly as possible.
行吗？ All right?
小便还是大便？ Number one or number two?
因为如果你要撒尿，你可以就在这撒 Cause if you got to pee, you can do it out here.
大便 Number two.
牧师 Parson?
如果那是酒，我可以喝一小口吗？ If that's hooch, may I have a nip?
我真的很想要来一口 I'm really hurting for one.
你不是一个真正的传教士，对吧？ You're not a real preacher, are you?
只是为了药用 It's for medicinal purposes.
不准往里吐 Don't backwash.
我们要回镇上去吗？ Are we going back to town?
我想是的 I reckon so.
也许我会把你吊在那里 Maybe I'll get you strung up there.
如果是那样的话就做个了断 If that's the case just get it over with.
我不想再反抗了 I ain't putting up a fight.
在这里稍等一下 Hold tight here a minute.
留在原地，我盯上你了，不准耍任何花样 Stay put. I got an eye on you. No funny business.
佩内洛普小姐，你还好吗？ Miss Penelope, are you okay?
我...我能感受到你内心深处的痛苦 I... I can feel your deep-seated pain.
我也理解你所经历的一切 I understand what you must be going through.
我也很痛苦 I too suffer.
我也因自己的心魔而忧心忡忡 I'm haunted by my own share of demons.
你什么都不明白 You don't understand a thing.
如果力所能及，我一定提供帮助 I want to be of help if I can.
不管怎样... For what it's worth...
你真是个极好的人 you're a real beaut.
您是神圣的...而且精致...还有... As divine and... and delicate and...
也正如塞缪尔所说，您笑靥如花 and pretty a flower as Samuel said you were.
你是不是越界了？ Is that a line?
不...不不...不是这样的... No, no-no. It's not...
因为我不需要你 Cause I don't need
这种有勇无谋的安慰，你听见了吗？ your foolhardy consolation, do you hear me?
好吧，好吧 Okay, okay.
现在趁我开枪射你之前还不快滚 Now vamoose before I blow your fuckin' lamp.
好的，我滚 All right. Okay.
还要把炸药放回去 And put your dynamite back on.
我不想穿着炸药 I don't want to wear the dynamite.
我会把炸药放回去的 I'll put the dynamite back on.
奶油糖果在哪里？ Where's Butterscotch?
我不知道 I don't know.
这里有食肉动物 There's predators out here.
奶油糖果！ Butterscotch!
-奶油糖果！ -奶油糖果！ - Butterscotch! - Butterscotch!
奶油糖果！ Butterscotch!
奶油糖果？ Butterscotch?
奶油糖果！ Butterscotch!
她在这呢！ There she is!
她还好吗 Is she okay?
我不知道，应该没大碍 I don't know. I think so.
佩内洛普 Penelope!
鲁弗斯 Rufus.
我看见你躲在树林里，跟着味道找到了你 Saw you duck off in them woods. Sniffed you out.
你想避开我吗？ Are you trying to avoid me?
你他妈到底在说什么？当然不是 What in the hell are you talking about? Of course not.
-你怎么了 -你他妈觉得我发生了什么？ - What happened to you? - What the hell do you think happened?
塞缪尔？ Samuel?
什么时候的事？ When?
把我扔到裂缝里，留我一人自生自灭 Threw me off a crevasse. Left me for dead.
我的头都快裂开了 My head cracked open.
蚂蚁想喝我的血 Ants tried to eat my blood.
杀千刀的蚂蚁，我究竟做了什么对不起它们的事，哼？ Goddamn ants, what the hell did I ever do to them, huh?
来，让我看一下你 Here, let me take a look at you.
你明知道我发生了什么，是不是？ You knew what happened to me, didn't you?
你知道我经历了什么吗？ Do you have any idea what I've been through?
安东死了，是不是？ Anton's dead, isn't he?
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我看到坟墓了 Saw the grave.
我可能不识字，但我起码知道“安”是怎样写的 May not be able to read, but I know what the letter "A" looks like.
我只能安慰说塞缪尔也死了 All I can say is that Samuel's gone, too.
他下了地狱 And he's in hell.
而你的兄弟，他上了天堂 And your brother, he's in heaven.
在一片白色且蓬松的大云朵之上 On a big, white fluffy cloud.
这全是你的错 This is all your fault.
你是个该死的黑心寡妇，是不是？ You're a regular goddamn black widow, ain't you?
-毁掉了你所接触到的一切 -放尊重点！ - Ruin everything you touch. - Hey!
我理解你受伤了，理解你的怒火 I understand that you're hurt, and angry,
但你没有权利那样跟我说话 but you've got no right talking to me like that.
别理我 Don't mind me.
你...你们继续 Just... Just carry on.
你为什么不出来？ Why don't you come out?
你这个胆小的娘炮 You big, yellowbellied pussy.
先生，先生，听我说 Sir, sir, listen.
作为一个衣冠楚楚的人，我可以担保... As a man of the cloth, I can vouch that...
你们不知道“微不足道”的意思 that neither of us knows diddly-squat.
闭上你的臭嘴，我看见你和塞缪尔勾结在一起 Shut the fuck up. I saw you in cahoots with Samuel.
我知道这里发生了什么 I know what's going on here.
-你们都是一伙的 -鲁弗斯！ - Y'all are all in cahoots. - Rufus!
你需要冷静下来，听一下事情经过 You need to calm down and listen to reason here.
难道你不知道我兄弟有多爱你吗？ Don't you know how much my brother loved you?
我还以为你们俩是真心相爱 I thought you two were the real deal.
-我们就是 -那你为什么要告诉塞缪尔你搬到哪里了，嗯？ - We were. - Then why'd you tell Samuel where you moved off to, huh?
你为什么要这么做？我认为这就是问题的关键 Why'd you go and do that? I thought that was the whole point.
-我没有！ -那他怎么会知道？ - I didn't! - How else would he have known?
我哪知道，我差不多已经有两年没见过他了 I have no idea. I hadn't seen him in almost two years.
我从没想过他会得逞 I never would've thought he'd come and pull this.
那你为什么跟他一伙的人跑来跑去？ Then why you running around with his posse?
-这里没有和他一伙的人！ -先生，我发誓，我和他不是一伙的！ - There is no posse! - Sir, I swear I'm not his posse!
-我不是那种会和他一伙的人 -胡说！ - I'm not the posse type. - Poppycock!
你到底是个怎么样的两面三刀的传教士？ What kind of two-bit preacher are you anyway?
鲁弗斯，你需要冷静下来听我说 Rufus, you just need to calm down and listen.
我的大哥走了，这都怪你 My big brother's gone. And you're to blame.
知人知面不知心 You're not who I thought you were.
你让我失望了，你也让安东失望了 You let me down. You let Anton down.
安东和我偶尔会有矛盾，和任何一对夫妻一样，但是.. Anton and I had our occasional problems, as any couple does, but...
但我深爱你的兄弟 but I loved your brother very much.
我们相处得很好 And we had a great relationship.
我怎样才能让你的榆木脑袋明白呢？ How do I get that through your thick skull?
鲁弗斯，你听她说，她说的是真的 Rufus, listen to her, she's telling the truth.
全是塞缪尔的错，就这样 It's all on Samuel and that's it.
闭上你的臭嘴，牧师！ Shut the fuck up, preach!
鲁弗斯 Rufus!
你知道我们现在要做什么吧？ You know what we have to do now don't you?
-做什么？ -嗯... - What? - Well...
当一个女人成为寡妇... When a woman becomes a widow...
就要... it's uh...
她按惯例要... It's customary for her to...
嫁给死者的... marry the brother...
兄弟 of the deceased.
那些蚂蚁把你的脑子都吸坏了，是不是？ Those ants did a number on you didn't they?
因为你他妈的都神志不清了 Cause you're out of your goddamn mind.
-这是大草原的规矩 -不，才不是，鲁弗斯 - It's the code of the prairie. - No, it's not, Rufus.
这里没有什么规矩，没有同谋，也不会有什么婚姻！ There's no code, no cahoots, and there ain't gonna be any marriage.
哦，是吗？ Oh, yeah?
那不然的话，我这个急性子就... Well, I got a pepper box that says otherwise...
这是顺从大自然 It's nature's way.
牧师还在这里，他会主持的，所以这是合法的 And preach here, he's gonna officiate it so it's legit.
然后我会绞死他，这是我复仇的风格 And then I'm gonna hang him. Vengeance style.
然后你和我，我们要重新开始 And then you and me, we're gonna start anew.
然后继续执行开采你和安东的铜矿的计划 And carry on the plans for the copper mine that you and Anton had.
-鲁弗斯... -你现在起来 - Rufus... - Now get up.
然后过上天高地阔无拘无束的生活 And reach for the sky.
我是认真的！ I mean it!
不要耍任何花样 Don't try any funny business.
好了，让我看看 All right, let's see here.
该死的 Goddamnit.
你们两个知不知道该怎么弄？ Do either of you know how to do this?
-我打结也很差 -鲁弗斯，放弃吧 - I'm terrible with knots, too. - Rufus, quit it.
这就是场闹剧，不会有结果的 This is madness and it ain't gonna happen.
狗屁 Shit.
好吧，如果不行，我就开枪射你们俩，然后留你们自生自灭 Well, if it don't, I'm gonna shoot the both of you and leave you for dead.
我闯过了鬼门关，我受够了 I've been through hell. I'm done.
我怀孕了 I'm with child.
你可知道 ？ Did you know that?
-不，你没有 -我就是怀了 - No, you're not. - Am too.
你要是杀了我，也就杀了你的小亲人 You kill me and you also kill your baby kinfolk.
你觉得怎么样？ How's that settle with you?
我怎么知道那是不是我真正的亲人？ How do I know it's my true kinfolk?
我不会再多费口舌来试图 I'm not gonna spend another minute trying to
说服你我有多爱你的兄弟 convince you how much I loved your brother.
你知道了，你看到了，如果你继续质疑 You know it, you saw it, and if you're gonna go on questioning
我感情的真实性，那你就可以下地狱了 the validity of my feelings then you can go to hell.
我不想伤害你，但我也绝不会让你把这件事归罪于我 I don't want to hurt you, but I'm not gonna let you pin this on me either.
这家伙只是个该死的跟屁虫 This guy was just some goddamned tagalong
和告密的牧师，仅此而已 stool pigeon preacher and that's it.
但如果你真的还认为我们是一伙的 And if you actually think I'd be a part of this,
那你就是最傻的傻逼 then you're the biggest moron of all.
现在，我要进城去看医生 Now, I'm gonna go to town and see a doctor.
你得让我们两个人没有任何麻烦地离开的 You're gonna let both of us go with no hassle whatsoever.
你回你的老地方 You're gonna go back to your place,
给你的山羊挤奶，自己重新开始，明白了吗？ milk your goat and start anew by yourself. Is that clear?
我们要从这该死的糟糕局面中振作起来 We are gonna make the best out of this goddamn awful situation.
你知道是宝宝男孩还是女孩吗？ Do you know if it's a boy? Or a girl?
我不知道 I don't know.
我一直想当个叔叔 I always wanted to be an uncle.
鲁弗斯 Rufus!
你怎么... How did you...
你为何这样对我？ Why did you do this to me?
我没对你做任何事 I didn't do anything to you.
你是我的小叔子啊 You're my goddamn brother-in-law.
你总是那么的漂亮 You always were so frickin' beautiful.
像颗桃子 Like a peach.
安东总能拥有这些桃子 Anton always got the peaches.
而我只有梨，还是烂透了的那种 All's I got was pears. Rotten ones at that.
嘿 Hey.
你没事吧，女士？ You all right, ma'am?
你他妈是谁？你为什么要这样做？ Who the hell are you? Why did you do that?
我的名字是扎卡赖亚走兽 Zachariah Running Bear's my name.
我之所以这么做，是因为您陷入了危险 Why I did that is, you were in danger.
但我把他控制住了 I had it under control.
他只是想救我们，佩内洛普 He's just trying to save us, Penelope.
老娘不需要任何拯救！ I don't need anybody's saving!
给您，女士 Here you go, ma'am.
十分感谢 Much obliged.
这里 This...
是我的私人边界 is my personal boundary.
你们中的任何一个都不准试图越界，不然你们会后悔的 Either of you try anything off-kilter... you'll regret it.
这是我吃过的最嫩的食物 Those were some of the most tender vittles I ever had.
谢谢夸奖 Thank you.
你不会碰巧还有点小酒吧? You wouldn't happen to have any firewater, would you?
我需要来两口 I sure could use some.
没有 No.
那个白人女人，她带了？ That white woman, she taken?
我想是的... I guess so...
可以这么说 so to speak.
但她有私人界限 She has a personal boundary.
哦，我懂了 Oh. I see.
你知道，我以前从没在野外见过真正的印第安人 You know, I've never met a bonafide Indian in the wild before.
也没见过如此高尚的野蛮人 Or a noble savage of any kind.
是你的幸运日 It's your lucky day.
你是哪个部落的？ What tribe are you?
-我可以猜一下吗？ -不行 - Can I guess? - No.
我能理解，这样或许更加神圣 I understand. Probably more sacred that way.
我想向你提个请求 I'd like to make you a proposition.
坐在你面前的其实是个行尸走肉般的人 I sit here before you an empty vessel.
一个苍白脸色、没有灵魂的新手 A soulless neophyte of pale faced proportions.
我在此恳求你考虑一下把我带走 I hereby beg of you to consider whisking me away...
带到随便一个你称之为家的地方 to wherever it is you call home.
无论是帐篷还是棚屋 Be it teepee, wigwam,
或者洞穴，随便什么地方 cave or whatever.
教我你的母语 Teaching me your native tongue,
向我展示你们古老的传统 showing me your ancient traditions,
与我分享你们这群人的生活方式 sharing with me the way of your people.
我定铭感不忘 I'd be eternally grateful.
而且，我想这对我们双方来说 And, uh, I think it would be
都会是双赢的局面 a win-win situation for both of us.
我们甚至不需要告诉这位白人女士 We don't even have to tell the white lady.
我们现在就可以乘着夜色离开 We could just leave now under the cover of darkness.
我有件东西给你 I have something for you.
一个箭头 An arrowhead.
你什么毛病？ What's wrong with you?
我需要一个崭新的开始 I need a fresh start.
我甚至可以做你的战利品 I'd even let you scalp me.
我为什么要这么做 Why would I want to do that?
我不知道 I don't know.
我迫切需要一段新的开始 I'm just in desperate need of a clean slate.
让我再考虑考虑 Let's sleep on it.
好的 Okay.
好主意 Good idea.
起床 Get up.
那位印第安人在黎明前就离开了 The Injun left before dawn.
拿走了你和鲁弗斯的马 Took yours and Rufus' horse.
还有我的骡子 And my mule.
该死 Damn.
这一点好处都没有 This is no good at all.
他为什么要这么做？ Why would he do that?
你真的是传教士吗？ Are you really a preacher?
不是传统意义上的那种 Not in the conventional sense.
我有心无力 Though my heart's in the right place.
你真的怀孕了吗？ Are you really with child?
没有 No.
这不关你的事 Not that it's any of your business.
我希望我怀孕了，但我并没有 I wish I was, but I'm not.
好吧，我们就在此分道扬镳 Well, this is where we part ways.
现在吗 Now?
是的 Yep.
放你一马 I'm done.
你想让我改变主意吗？ Want me to change my mind?
不是 No.
你要不要带上奶油糖果 Are you gonna take Butterscotch?
不要 No.
我知道我并非无所不知 I know I don't know everything.
但我有自知之明 But I know as much as I can handle
那就这样吧 and I'd like to leave it at that.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我很抱歉... I'm so sorry...
佩内洛普！稍等一下 Penelope! Hold up a second.
佩内洛普！ Penelope!
拜托了 Please!
佩内洛普... Penelope...
我站在这里想 I'm standing here thinking,
我下一步该做什么？ what am I supposed to do next?
我该从这里到哪里去？ Where am I supposed to go from here?
不关我的事 It's not my problem.
对的，但是我看着你 Yeah, but I look at you
然后我也在想同样的事 and I'm wondering the same thing.
我是来这里重新开始的 I came out here for a fresh start.
但是...这真的太艰难了 But... it's just so dagblurn tough.
太不动人了 So dagblurn uninviting.
而且太孤独了 And so dagblurn lonely.
我意思是，看看我们周围的这片荒原 I mean, look at this wasteland around us.
简直是平沙万里绝人烟 How is anyone supposed to meet anyone out here?
更不用说找到一个可以信任的人了 Let alone someone you can trust.
你知道吗？ You know?
所以，如此糟糕... So, so badly...
我想念有人爱我的感觉 I miss having someone to love me.
更重要的是 What even more so,
我希望能找到一个可以让我付出真心的人 I miss having someone to give my love to.
在约束我们的严酷的环境 In light of the harsh,
和恶劣的局面下 and unsavory circumstances that bind us...
如果我们不一起携手并进岂不是太不合理了 is it so unreasonable to suggest that we make a go of it together
在这样一个不友善的环境中？ in this here hostile environment?
啊！ Aah!
我的妻子死于难产 My wife died during childbirth.
我想要的只有爱 All I want is love.
我只想要爱和活下去 Love and survival is all I want.
英雄所见略同 You're not exclusive in that notion.